About Me
The Perineal is a premier satire news organization with the best media journalists in the world. Having won many international prizes and countless awards, we strive to raise awareness of how mindless and foolish our leaders, institutions, or even neighbors can be! The articles are satirical, written to generate thought, discussion, and understanding. News today out there is messy, dirty, stinky everywhere! We thrive to bring you the hottest, messiest news happening today.